The LMF Jingle! - Safergrass.org

Ok, jingles are corny, but everyone loves them. The Fructan Jingle is far better traveled than anything else I've ever written, and someone even made it rhyme in German!

The LMF Low Carb Jingle

By Katy Watts

When pony’s been fed half to death
Save his life with LMF
While practicing the principles
Of balancing the minerals

We focus on the enemy:
The fraction known as NSC
While other feeds make just a dent
Our feeds are less than 10 percent.

For ponies who cannot have grain
they need not go without again
With fructan levels almost null
and fiber meant to keep them full.

If your pony has sore feet
Put him on Low Carb Complete
LMF can save the day
When you cannot find some low carb hay.

If pony's sound, but just too fat
Low Carb Stage 1 is made for that
It's completely fortified
With minerals you should provide

Not to worry!
It's LMF Low Carb, which is lower in NSC than most grass hays.
End the tragedy of feed room break-ins.